“I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony but chaos, hostility and murder”
—Werner Herzog/Grizzly Man

Sevrin!
Sevrin!
Speak so slightly
Sevrin!Sevrin!
Down on you bending knees...

This song probably should have been dedicated to Mr. Ahmadinejad,our precious president, and to his great suggestion of holocaust symposium. The song is famous but lyrics just've been paraphrased to show a deeper appreciation! I would record it and suggest it as opening ceremony! Lucky us Iranian with our never-ending treasures:
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IMAGINE
..
(solo piano with an old woman screaming)
Imagine there's no Israel,
It's hard if you do,
But they let me wipe it out,
I'll nuke it, they'll be through.
Imagine all the people
looking like a chimp
like I do o o o.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
(solo piano with a beautiful sound of a hand-bomb)
Imagine no west country,
There won't be any music too,
everything sounds like Koran,
But if you bug me, I'll ban it too
Imagine all the people
Grow their filthy beard
Like I do o o o.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
You might say that I scared you,
(chainsaw solo begins to play)
But you're not the only
People die by looking at me,
But I just laugh as I've always done!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
Imagine just one religion!!
No Christian No Jew!
People pray 5 times a day,
They pay us their taxes too!
Imagine all the people
together with no brain !! hu hu hu
>>>>>>>>>>
You may say I'm a loser
but I'm not the only one
17 millions just joined me
If you, too,I'll save my bomb.
(solo piano with sound of chainsaw as background)

Jerry the COCONUT!

Below the leaves of the old coconut tree
There was a man known as Jerry
He hired a monkey to get him some fruit
It peed, instead, on his suit
So Jerry realized, nothing was for free
He got himself a job on the very tree
"Coconut for a buck hey ! you all !!!!
If you have a dough give me a call"
"Jerry the coconut" they called him later
call after call , couldn't be greater!
He became rich , monkey stayed monkey
If one gets upset, one gets lucky!

I have a candy full of boxes!

To be or not (to be) or not (to be) or not to be
(to be) or not to be (to be) or not to be (to be) or not to be.......


....
what the hell was "The question"?

new color
new skin
same old words!
am I amazing or what?