tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64645012012-02-09T10:02:29.857-08:00My short stories&writings....crocodilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03957356851365529900noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6464501.post-1144765788192846872006-04-11T07:28:00.000-07:002006-04-11T07:29:48.206-07:00<span>“I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony but chaos, hostility and murder” </span><br /><span>—Werner Herzog/Grizzly Man</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6464501-114476578819284687?l=flyingcrocodile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>crocodilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03957356851365529900noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6464501.post-1141170803357705462006-02-28T15:52:00.000-08:002006-02-28T15:53:23.366-08:00Sevrin!<br />Sevrin!<br />Speak so slightly<br />Sevrin!Sevrin!<br />Down on you bending knees...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6464501-114117080335770546?l=flyingcrocodile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>crocodilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03957356851365529900noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6464501.post-1138741424837038352006-01-31T12:42:00.000-08:002006-01-31T13:15:37.850-08:00<span style="font-size:130%;">This song probably should have been dedicated to <em><span style="color:#cc33cc;">Mr. Ahmadinejad</span></em>,our precious president, and to his great suggestion of holocaust symposium. The song is famous but lyrics just've been paraphrased to show a deeper appreciation! I would record it and suggest it as opening ceremony! Lucky us Iranian with our never-ending treasures:<br />.....................................................<br />IMAGINE<br />..<br />(solo piano with an old woman screaming)<br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>Imagine there's no Israel,<br />It's hard if you do,<br />But they let me wipe it out,<br />I'll nuke it, they'll be through.<br />Imagine all the people<br />looking like a chimp<br />like I do o o o.<br /></em>>>>>>>>>>>>><br />(solo piano with a beautiful sound of a hand-bomb)<br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>Imagine no west country,<br />There won't be any music too,<br />everything sounds like Koran,<br />But if you bug me, I'll ban it too<br />Imagine all the people<br />Grow their filthy beard<br />Like I do o o o.</em><br />>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><em>You might say that I scared you</em>,<br />(chainsaw solo begins to play)<br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>But you're not the only<br />People die by looking at me,<br />But I just laugh as I've always done!</em><br />>>>>>>>>>>>><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>Imagine just one religion!!<br />No Christian No Jew!<br />People pray 5 times a day,<br />They pay us their taxes too!<br />Imagine all the people<br />together with no brain !! hu hu hu </em></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>>>>>>>>>>><br />You may say I'm a loser<br />but I'm not the only one<br />17 millions just joined me<br />If you, too,I'll save my bomb</em>.<br />(solo piano with sound of chainsaw as background)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6464501-113874142483703835?l=flyingcrocodile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>crocodilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03957356851365529900noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6464501.post-1136848025936332142006-01-09T14:59:00.000-08:002006-01-09T15:10:28.783-08:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Jerry the COCONUT</strong>!<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>Below the leaves of the old coconut tree</strong><br /><strong>There was a man known as Jerry</strong><br /><strong>He hired a monkey to get him some fruit</strong><br /><strong>It peed, instead, on his suit</strong><br /><strong>So Jerry realized, nothing was for free</strong><br /><strong>He got himself a job on the very tree</strong><br /><strong>"Coconut for a buck hey ! you all</strong> !!!!<br /><strong>If you have a dough give me a call"</strong><br /><strong>"Jerry the coconut" they called him later</strong><br /><strong>call after call , couldn't be greater!</strong><br /><strong>He became rich , monkey stayed monkey</strong><br /><strong>If one gets upset, one gets lucky!</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6464501-113684802593633214?l=flyingcrocodile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>crocodilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03957356851365529900noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6464501.post-1133300249500896772005-11-29T13:36:00.000-08:002005-11-29T13:37:36.076-08:00I have a candy full of boxes!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6464501-113330024950089677?l=flyingcrocodile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>crocodilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03957356851365529900noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6464501.post-1107986498405484592005-02-09T13:58:00.000-08:002005-02-09T14:01:38.406-08:00To be or not (to be) or not (to be) or not to be <br /> (to be) or not to be (to be) or not to be (to be) or not to be....... <br /> <br /> <br />.... <br />what the hell was <strong><em>"The question"</em></strong>? <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6464501-110798649840548459?l=flyingcrocodile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>crocodilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03957356851365529900noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6464501.post-1096119626939646012004-09-25T06:39:00.000-07:002004-09-25T06:40:26.940-07:00new color <br />new skin <br />same old words! <br />am I amazing or what? <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6464501-109611962693964601?l=flyingcrocodile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>crocodilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03957356851365529900noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6464501.post-1076530654595873962004-02-11T12:17:00.000-08:002004-02-11T12:20:04.793-08:00I 'll try to save my short stories here<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6464501-107653065459587396?l=flyingcrocodile.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>crocodilehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03957356851365529900noreply@blogger.com0